Your English Assignment

Write down as many different words for 'Boobs' you can think of.

If you wrote down:
1-5 You went to an all-girl school
6-15 You watch too much reality tv
15-20 You majored in English and minored in Frat Parties
20+ You're a guy

Check your answers by watching the video below, it's called, "99 Words for Boobs."

This hilarious song was written by Robert Lund and then somebody named bohab1969 put pictures to his words and the rest is YouTube history.

It was the 'cleanest' rendition I could find, but I would still rate it, MPWS-13 (My Parents will Sigh)

99 Words for Boobs

A Breast Size Chart?
Whadda heck!

We've all heard of a periodic table, the chore chart, and economic chart, but a breast size chart?

Come on, is it really important? Apparently it is, judging from the demand.

Before we examine the results, we must ask ourselves why?

Why do women feel the need to compare themselves to other women?

Are you going to sink into a pit of despair if you discover that according to a chart you're a freak of nature?

That's not right!

No woman should judge their self worth by what a chart says. There are beautiful women no matter what their bra tag reads, so be proud of your body and strut your stuff whether you're a movie star or stay at home mom.

Here are links to my other breast size pages.
This page is dedicated to celebrity bra size. You can see pictures of different actresses arranged in order of their bra size.

I also have a page that has a list of over 200 celebrity breast sizes. Find out which actresses wear the same sized bra as you.

How should I create a Breast Size Chart?

Like this....

Or Maybe breasts should be ranked on a number scale....

1=Flat 5=Enormous

After working for hours...

I've created two different breast size charts. One based on everyday household objects and the other on everyday household celebrities.

Both are strictly for entertainment purposes, however, some informational value about breast sizes may be gleaned.

Note: Celebrity breast sizes are about as stable as a house of cards in a wind tunnel. The sizes listed here, may not be the size that they are presently, will be tomorrow,or were 1 month ago. Good Luck!

My complete celebrity breast size list found here.